You're terrified of the Chemex your hipster roommate, Iris, bought for your apartment. Don't be scared. She'll use it for a week then ditch it because it's a huge pain in the ass and you'll both go right back to the $9 single origin sustainable free trade roasted in-house pour over you get at the place where they wear the coordinated collared shirts and aprons to serve your coffee.
Features:
- No Slip: Constructed with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.
- No Bounce: Snug, lightweight tortoise shell frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you sprint for that 3pm nitro cold brew.
- All Polarized: Glare-reducing, polarized brown lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.
- All Hipster: Hip circle frame style that screams "ask me about my vinyl collection" (record player not required.)
